DAY ONE
I got up bloody early, 7am i think. I'm like WOAH SHIT THIS IS EARLY. I got into the car. I see Mr Matlock walking past. I duck. That was close. We all drove all the bloody way to newcastle, got there at 5pm. Go to a restraunt. Eat some random burger on a skewer that is about the size of a small hockey puck. Way too small. Go to bed. Snore.
DAY TWO
I get up. Go down the stairs to claim my hotel all you can eat breakfast. Bloody tasty waffles im telling ya. Bloody tasty. I go to the car. Mum kicks me in. Drive. 30min. To the dock. Wait until about bloody 2pm (our ship was meant to leave at 1pm). The boat comes. Get on. It leaves 3pm. Finally. The boat is shitty. I have some random Salmon and Cheese toastie. NASSTY AS CRAP. The boat is shitty. I go to the room and sleep. I get up about 7pm. Mum woke me up. We all go down the the restraunt and eat a buffet meal. I have this day-glo orange kaviar. Not nice. At least I have that to boast aboout now :P
Sleep.
DAY THREE
Breakfast. Dock. Off. Drive. Campsite. Into Hytter. Some random 10 year old german lunatics outside. My brother joins in. They have a play fight. Great. Sleep.
DAY FOUR.
We leave out first campsite to get to the second. We go through appoximatly 35 tunnels, the longest of which is 25km. It has all these cool light chambers every 5km in it. We get to our second campsite, dunno the name. It's nice. It actually has a shower and a toilet in our hytter. It's well good. Sortof. Me and my brother find this weird 3Dimensional seesaw. It's awesome.
DAY FIVE.
A round of "I know a song that will get on your nerves" and a glacier.
DAY SIX.
Day long travel to Trondheim. YAWWWWN
thats until today
bye bitches
later
